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foundallthebuckets) wrote2030-08-30 10:50 am
foundallthebuckets) wrote2030-08-30 10:50 am
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WURSTEL.FERDINAND@cdc.org
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You just don't do that, you know? It's very rude.
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Yes, I would definitely agree. After all, you're only trying to look out for our best interests, correct?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Of course. Nobody listens to me as it is, I have to make examples.
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Not even your fellow instructors?
FROM: wurstel.ferdinand@cdc.org
Actually now that I'm thinking about it, you remind me of a character from a book I once read.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Continue that line of discussion and you're dead before the day is out.
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FROM: wurstel.ferdinand@cdc.org
Ah... which one? Or is it both, Sir?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'm on to you, Peanut Sauce.
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Peanut Sauce?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Soggy Vegetable.
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With... all due respect. A peanut is not the same as a vegetable.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I was cursing you in a different language, it's translating badly.
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Oh.
FROM: wurstel.ferdinand@cdc.org
Understood.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Human languages are so limiting.
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In a way they are very crude. Most insults involve some form of genitalia or bodily function.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Which is likely twice as weird for non-humans, because there's way more offensive things that don't involve genitals.
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Ah, like how pointing is considered rude in some cultures? What qualifies as offensive to you, if you don't mind my curiosity?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Anything wet.
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Ah, I see.
FROM: wurstel.ferdinand@cdc.org
...How unfortunate that you seem to be stuck in a human-like body, then. Since they're comprised of around seventy percent water.