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foundallthebuckets) wrote2030-08-30 10:50 am
foundallthebuckets) wrote2030-08-30 10:50 am
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WURSTEL.FERDINAND@cdc.org
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day 57 | before evals
NHD-C12-LRC-310's height without the shoes on is 165 centimeters. Because I said I would.
LMAO...
FROM: wurstel.ferdinand@cdc.org
I don't understand, Sir. Why are you sending me a recruit's height?
Re: LMAO...
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
He's a suspect in an investigation.
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I see.
FROM: wurstel.ferdinand@cdc.org
I'm afraid I'm no detective though. Shouldn't you be taking this through proper channels?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I am the official channel.
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... Well, then what am I supposed to do with this information? Have they done anything wrong?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Call them short, just to rub it in.
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FROM: wurstel.ferdinand@cdc.org
So you're pranking someone, Sir?
[Admittedly he's never actually spoken to Dagger before; he's avoided him after all the general death threats. But he definitely did not expect this.]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
More proving the point, actually.
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I feel like there is context here that I've missed. How does calling someone short prove a point?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
He said I wouldn't reveal his height, I said I would, he called me a loser. Who's the loser now?
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Ah, it all makes sense now.
[Not really, but he's refraining from actually speaking his mind.]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You just don't do that, you know? It's very rude.
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Yes, I would definitely agree. After all, you're only trying to look out for our best interests, correct?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Of course. Nobody listens to me as it is, I have to make examples.
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Not even your fellow instructors?
FROM: wurstel.ferdinand@cdc.org
Actually now that I'm thinking about it, you remind me of a character from a book I once read.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Continue that line of discussion and you're dead before the day is out.
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FROM: wurstel.ferdinand@cdc.org
Ah... which one? Or is it both, Sir?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'm on to you, Peanut Sauce.
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Peanut Sauce?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Soggy Vegetable.
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With... all due respect. A peanut is not the same as a vegetable.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I was cursing you in a different language, it's translating badly.
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Oh.
FROM: wurstel.ferdinand@cdc.org
Understood.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Human languages are so limiting.
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